I’m not talking shit, I’m venting. TSM.

Basing my room décor around the colors in my paddle. TSM.

“Get excited!!!” TSM.

My daily calorie consumption is lower than your daily calorie consumption. TSM.

Yearning for Yurman. TSM.

My new potential boyfriend gets bonus points because we have the same last initial. No need to change the monogram! TSM.

Extremely heated BSB vs NSYNC debates. TSM.

I only drink for special occasions. There are just multiple special occasions back to back most weekends. TSM.

Vomming from drinking too much isn’t so bad. At least you don’t get the calories! TSM.

In my world, the primary colors are pink, green, and glitter. TSM.

The average wedding costs $26,000. That’s how much my dream engagement ring costs. TSM.

We don’t hate you because you aren’t in a sorority. You aren’t in a sorority because we hate you. TSM.

I don’t have a drinking problem. I have a problem, when there’s no drinking. TSM.

Sweat is your fat crying. TSM.

Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend. Freedom is. TSM.

Doing the walk of shame in his frocket, boxers and stilettos. TSM.

“What’s the pound key?” “It’s the hashtag symbol.” TSM.

Some girls were just born with glitter in their veins. TSM.

A moment on the lips is forever on the hips. TSM.

Preppy in the morning, athletic in the afternoon, sexy when the sun goes down. TSM.