It’s never too early for Christmas music. TSM.

30 minutes late to class just to get my non fat pumpkin spice latte, Happy Halloweek. TSM.

I’d give Snooki a bid just so I’m not the most tragic person at Formal. TSM.

Hello Hobby Lobby, goodbye paycheck. TSM.

Hating that a random behind you at the bar ruins a perfectly good prof pic. TSM.

Just one more episode and I’ll do my homework. TSM.

Changing your profile picture before you add him. TSM.

Going from an alcohol awareness speaker to a toga party. TSM.

I don’t mind if you dress like a sailor, but don’t talk like one. TSM.

Hot glue guns: sometimes the best things in life are the most painful. TSM.

The moment of panic right after you send a boy a hashtag in a text accidentally. TSM.

Drunkenly deciding to start going to church to find the right kind of guys. TSM.

Always baking, rarely tasting. TSM.

Being your bio-big’s grand little. TSM.

Really dressed up to get really messed up. TSM.

Tailgating with champagne. TSM.

In the middle of class today my prof asked me why I pulled out my credit card. TSM.

I’m not being a slut, I’m burning calories. TSM.

Happy Halloweek! TSM.

Turn your emo music off. We all know your life sucks but we don’t want to hear about it. TSM.