Can “AF” be considered a unit of measurement in the U.S. now? TSM.

Getting in trouble in first grade for wearing lip gloss. TSM.

Risking your life for a cute Insta pic. TSM.

Changing your class schedule to accommodate Bid Day. TSM.

Am I allowed to let you go home with him? TSM.

“I can’t. I’m broke.”
“We’re still going to Vegas right?”
“Of course.” TSM.

Knowing which sorority the incoming freshmen are going to pledge just by looking at them. TSM.

“Has he hooked up with anyone who’s relevant? Or is he fair game?” TSM.

“You’re different from all the other girls.” TSM.

Deciding to wear your hair straight or curly solely based on your last Insta pic. TSM.

Does “Capable of finishing a bottle of Moscato in one sitting” count as a skill for my résumé? TSM.

Being standards worst nightmare even over the summer. TSM.

Trusting your friends not to let you go home with a guy. If he’s ugly. TSM.

The drink specials being the only reason you remember what day of the week it is. TSTC.

Snapchatting your best friend from different beds in the same fraternity house. TSM.

Booze, bandaids. Same thing. TSM.

Choosing an outfit based on your tan. TSM.

“Omg. Send that to me.” TSM.

Saying “hair flip” instead of actually flipping your hair. TSM.

Never having to pick up your own beer pong ball. TSM.