Subtly letting your boyfriend know that other guys notice you so he stays on his toes. TSM.

Stay mysterious and keep ’em curious. TSM.

The higher the heel, the better the work out. TSM.

I don’t want a knight in shining armor, I want a knight in chinos. TSM.

It just occurred to me that some people in the library are actually studying. TSM.

Flowers die, t-shirts don’t. TSM.

Loving trashy reality TV shows. TSM.

Dancing on a sister until the creeper goes away. TSM.

Crying every time the cops bust a party. TSM.

Accidentally soaking the risk management handbook in wine. TSM.

Bush’s niece marrying Ralph Lauren’s son. TSM.

Having a love/hate relationship with your period. TSM.

Recruitment and child birth are hard, but there are only two ways to get new babies. TSM.

Convincing daddy a breakup warrants a new car. TSM.

Sitting in the front of class to be seen better, not to see better. TSM.

“Oh, this old thing?” TSM.

He asked when I had class. I told him 24/7. TSM.

A big’s greatest treasure is her little. TSM.

Recruitment is my hunting season. TSM.

Drunkenly befriending his girlfriend. TSM.