When they say wear black flats for recruitment, they really mean wear Tory Burch. TSM.

Some girls avoid heights. Others go to the gym to avoid widths. TSM.

I can shop, cook and clean like my momma, but I can also hunt, fish and drink like my daddy. TSM.

Only buying things from pretty websites. TSM.

Always winning the break up. TSM.

Wearing Lilly with cankles is worse than pairing black and brown. TSM.

Can I have my little already? TSM.

Being a deadbeat senior. TFM. Loving everything about your sorority and being involved till the very last second and beyond. TSM.

Arguing with your sisters about who’s the better babysitter. TSM.

The first things I wrote in my Lilly planner were the recruitment schedule and football schedule. TSM.

Recruitment: No booze, no boys, no bitching. TSM.

Carrie Underwood wearing her letters in the music video for All American Girl. TSM.

Getting a tattoo related to your sorority is the biggest oxymoron ever. Ugh. TSM.

Lying through my smile when a PNM asks if we get along with the other sororities. TSM.

Adding all the new babies and liking their statuses about bid day. TSM.

Being the girl every boyfriend gets in trouble for staring at. TSM.

It’s not a headband. It’s a belle band. TSM.

If you want that Winston piece, you might not want to be just his slampiece. TSM.

Arts and Crafts Chair. TSM.

I may look like a Barbie, but I am not a toy. TSM.