The unspoken understanding that social chair is the most important officer in the house. TSM.

Having a better butt than Bieber. TSM.

Using him for his dad’s boat. TSM.

She may be tipsy, but she is fierce. TSM.

Your back-to-school list for your little being bigger than your own. TSM.

Knowing what day of the week it is, not because of your responsibilities, but because of your birth control pack. TSM.

Bragging about your Internet stalking abilities. TSM.

Rocking Norts and a frat tank with a bag that costs more than rent. TSM.

“Help me finish these bottles. I need them for a craft.” TSM.

Using “Do you know who my big is?” as an excuse for any and all behavior. TSM.

Looking better for the breakup than you did for the first date. TSM.

Every fraternity at your school following you on Twitter. TSM.

“This is my jam right now.” TSM.

Pretending not to know his name when you actually know the names of his mom, his dog, and his last three girlfriends. TSM.

Either taking pictures within the first half hour of an event or not at all. TSM.

Do it for the ‘gram. TSM.

Sleeping out so you don’t drunk eat. TSTC.

“My ex-girlfriend hated you.” TSTC.

Coming up with the caption before you even take the picture. TSM.

Hobbies include drinking wine and judging people. TSM.