Going to the same boarding school as Ames from the Bachelorette. TSM.

Will you be my Pippa? TSM.

Being a thinspiration to others. TSM.

Being classy is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t. TSM.

You can judge a girl by the napkins in her glove box. TSM.

“The more you act like a lady, the more he’ll act like a gentleman.” TSM.

If you can’t take the heat get out of the kitchen. TSM.

Telling your little who to choose as your grandlittle because bigs know best. TSM.

“Sweetie, don’t be flattered. I’m not staring because you look good.” TSM.

My only weakness is a handsome man in uniform. TSM.

That moment of panic when you think you won’t finish what you’re crafting on time. TSM.

Laughing at the GDI intern every time he tries to fist bump me, because there’s no way I’m walking back to the bathroom to wash my hands again. TSM.

You shouldn’t take me seriously when I say, “I’ll be ready in ten minutes.” TSM.

Kiss my classy ass. TSM.

Using your lavaliere box to store Adderall. TSM.

I have one piercing in each ear and no tattoos. Don’t plan on changing this. Ever. TSM.

THTC. Too Hot To Care. TSM.

Marrying for love because I was born into money. TSM.

Knowing what chick flick is on TV by the quotes posted on the TSM wall. TSM.

When I travel my suitcase weighs more than I do. TSM.