The kitchen always smells like cookies and Clorox. TSM.

Taking a poll to solve the crisis of what color to paint your nails. TSM.

Alternating between doing laundry and pouring drinks during commercial breaks of The Bachelorette. TSM.

Drinking to feel better. NS. Drinking to feel even better. TSM.

When we were new members, the actives didn’t haze us. They spoiled us! TSM.

Doing laundry in heels while he naps. TSM.

Whatever. My granddaddy beat your graddaddy in World War II. TSM.

I love Taylor Swift, but I definitely would’ve made fun of her if we had gone to high school together. TSM

Not weighing enough to turn on the passenger airbag in my boyfriend’s Tahoe. TSM.

I jokingly told my Daddy that he should open a Starbucks closer to our house. He laughed and said, “I’ll look into that”. Starbucks is now 1.8 miles away. TSM.

Jennifer Aniston being totally disgusted by Ben Affleck’s cargo pants in He’s Just Not That into You. TSM.

Coming home from college to my little sisters collection of norts and having newfound motivation to go to the gym to show them off. TSM.

Senior Superlative: Most likely to be Class Mom. TSM.

Getting a BMW and a pink Coach purse for graduation and being almost more excited about the purse because it’s pink. TSM.

My credit card limit is higher than your credit card limit. TSM.

I wish the Frappuccino happy hour was half-calorie instead of half priced. I don’t need it to be half priced. TSM.

Never had my nails painted black before. TSM.

Finding hidden wine bottles in my room when moving out. TSM.

The kids I nanny are cuter than the kids you nanny. TSM.

Year-round tan, five year plan. TSM.