Loose t-shirt, tight body. TSM.

Convinced my mom to buy me the Lilly Pulitzer Nook cover. Next on the list, a Nook. TSM.

Using Lilly Pulitzer pencils to take the LSAT. TSM.

My iPhone’s text history could ruin lives. TSM.

The only “granny panties” I wear are the ones that come sewed into my Norts. TSM.

Never seen not wearing a dress except at the gym, the country club pool, and in the bedroom. TSM.

Vacum Workout. TSM.

We aren’t conformists. We just all know what looks best. TSM.

Puffy painting the Risk Management binder while drinking wine. Oops. TSM.

Being like Helen from Bridesmaids just without the loveless marriage and bratty step kids. TSM.

Koozie wedding favors. TSM.

I won’t be taking any “mirror pics” of myself in a bikini this summer. TSM.

Picking a polish based on the name on the bottle. “Smooth Sailing.” TSM.

Oh bless your heart, if you have to ask how much it is you probs can’t afford it. TSM.

Just had a summer crafternoon for my little. I don’t know who she is yet. She better like pink. TSM.

So many social engagements to attend in the next few weeks. Life is hard. TSM.

You may hope that they serve beer in Hell, but I know I’ll be greeted with a mimosa in Heaven. TSM.

“Is butter a carb?” TSM.

A bottle of hairspray a day keeps the GDIs away. TSM.

English professor asked for an example of an oxymoron. I said “Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss.” TSM.