In Daddy we trust. TSM.

Making goodie baskets for the baseball team before every away game. TSM.

“I gave him EVERYTHING. I was half a virgin when I met him!” TSM.

I never want to get to the point in my life when I look better with clothes on than without them. TSM.

My daughter’s first toy will be an Easy Bake Oven. TSM.

Pool hair, don’t care. TSM.

If you’ve got it, flaunt it. TSM.

Never been out of shape, style, or public favor. TSM.

Using one hand to cover your pearls while using the other to spray hairspray. TSM.

Daughter of the American Revolution. TSM.

I don’t want no scrubs – but if I marry a surgeon I’ll totes do his laundry. TSM.

I’ve never seen my mother in pants. TSM.

When daddy asks for a sandwich my mother doesn’t make it for him. She walks to the kitchen tells the cook to do it and then delivers it with a smile and a kiss. TSM.

Just because i dirty rush you doesn’t mean you will get a bid. TSM.

Deleting the evidence, one text at a time. TSM.

Rage gracefully, age gracefully. TSM.

“Don’t stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.” TSM.

Not peaking in high school. TSM.

Picking your bridesmaids before you pick the groom. TSM.

If it’s not on fb, it didn’t happen. TSM.