The most obnoxious thing is a faux southern accent, bless your heart not everyone can be from God’s country. TSM.

Can’t. Stop. Changing. Profile. Picture. TSM.

Daddy named his vineyard after me. TSM.

The 5 necessary F’s in life: Faith, Family, Friends, Fraternities, & Football. TSM.

Team Aniston. TSM.

Tabloids. NS. Better Homes & Gardens and Southern Living. TSM.

My family lives in the house that has the fleet of BMWs in the driveway. TSM.

Donating stuffed animals for the Teddy Bear Toy Drive for the young victims of the Joplin tornado (type it in on Facebook and you can donate too!). TSM.

Obvi I’m going to get annoyed when you don’t understand my abbrevs. TSM.

Buying Crystal Light with a 100 dollar bill. TSM.

Taking pictures with cakes you bake but never eating them. TSM.

Being known as the girl who drives the “Barbie Jeep.” TSM.

I was a nanny-kid. TSM.

Having an emotional breakdown over the color scheme of your Big’s paddle. TSM.

Drinking red wine while watching the season finale of The Biggest Loser. They think they’re skinny now… Bless their hearts. TSM.

It’s only called sororstitute if you are a slampiece and have a frat piece. Otherwise it’s called being a slut, and that’s just not classy. TSM.

I would do anything for Sterling Cooper. TSM.

My boyfriend is afraid of my big. He breaks my heart, she’ll break his face. TSM.

Avoiding getting on facebook after a vacation because I know I’ll have too many notifications to look through. Life is hard. TSM.

I get road rage every time I see an Obama ’08 bumper sticker. TSM.