It doesn’t say his major but he’s Methodist and a Republican. TSM.

I may have the latest smart phone, but I will always use my Lilly Pulitzer agenda. TSM.

If you don’t have granite countertops, I’ll pray for you. TSM.

Lilly printed twitter background. TSM.

Rise and Wine! TSM.

Not having or needing fake nails, fake tan, fake hair or a fake boobs. My Parents gave me grade A genetics. I’m 100% real. TSM.

I never went to daycare and neither will my children. TSM.

If you aren’t doing the skinny arm, you’re doing the fat arm. TSM.

Not getting anything monogrammed because that ring could appear any day now. TSM.

Guy at the bar- “What’s your name?” Response- “What fraternity are you in?” TSM.

Camping is NOT a vacation. TSM.

Sure, my fratdaddy might make fun of sluts and geeds, but he would never ever disrespect a lady of true class. TSM.

Bikram Yoga. TSM.

I’ll do your blow, but I won’t do or blow you, geed. TSM.

Deciding what fraternity each guy on the Bachelorette belongs to as they’re introduced. TSM.

I was always the model student. Now I’m just a model. TSM.

Relating to Taylor Swift. TSM.

The only “L” word I care about is Lavalier. TSM.

INSTA-LIKE. TSM.

Having a thing for glitter. TSM.