Grocery shopping in 5 inch heels. TSM.

Getting my MBA because the degree will look nice on the wall I decorate when I marry my fratdaddy. TSM.

Geeds are just proof that the good Lord has a sense of humor. TSM.

I save up my friend request from GDIs so they don’t continually re-friend me. I’m currently at 43. TSM.

Textrovert. TSM.

Praying every night that Longchamp decides to make their classic tote into a cross body bag. TSM.

I go to a top ten business school to find a successful husband, studying causes wrinkles. TSM.

“I really want to lose three pounds”~Regina George. TSM.

Sharpay was always my favorite character in High School Musical. TSM.

Coming back from freshman year with plenty of t-shirts to sleep in. TSM.

Stealing all the covers when you shack. TSM.

Taking an addy to bedazzle my grad cap. TSM.

Getting lavaliered on your birthday. TSM.

For my little sisters middle school graduation I gave her a PFG. I’d tell her about the srat swoop, but she already has that covered. TSM.

Pearls and Pajamas. TSM.

Coordinating outfits with hair and makeup days in advance. TSM.

I do NOT wear animal print, except my Tory Burch Leopard Flats. TSM.

Why do it yourself if you can pay someone else to do it for you? That’s my idea of job creation and manicure salvation. TSM.

Desperately wanting a Jack Donaghey. TSM.

The only GDI I’d date is Justin Bieber. Maybe. TSM.