My warmup today was beating a GDI to the last treadmill open at the gym. Sorry I’m not sorry. TSM.

Knowing every sister’s Starbucks order. TSM.

Fratdaddies and stilettos: the ones that hurt you the most are your favorites. TSM.

Turkey hunting with Granddad’s gun, while wearing Grandmother’s pearls. TSM.

Telling everyone I’m going to law school and they immediately call me Elle. TSM.

The minute and 30 seconds between the time you post your status and the time a sister likes it is terrifying. TSM.

I love playing “Fatter or Skinnier since last semester.” TSM.

How to get through the hard stuff in college – bottle of wine, great friends, and an excellent therapist. TSM.

When I became a sister, I also earned the right to get my cup filled before the GDIs at parties. TSM.

My pink Macbook just crashed during finals week. I’m more concerned about losing my speech for my Little’s pinning than I am for losing a semester’s worth of notes. TSM.

Pulling an all-nighter working on my final essay. I’m currently on page 15… of TSM. TSM.

Now that we’re all home, GDI friends from highschool asked me to go to dinner… at Chili’s. I “regretfully declined.” TSM.

Living in a vacation destination. TSM.

Receipt at the craft store is always bigger than at the grocery store. TSM.

Judging girls who set a timer while baking cookies. TSM.

I’m not afraid of heights, have you seen my heels? TSM.

My summer apparel is cuter than your summer apparel. TSM.

Perfectly passive aggressive. TSM.

Still looking fabulous at 160. TSM. Happy Founder’s Day ADPI!

“Can I put it on Omega Fi?” TSM.