Sister Cycles. TSM.

“Chi O’s were ideal partners for all occasions. They were discrete, desirable, tactful, polite, and fun… Every mom dreamed of her son coming home with a Chi Omega, a woman’s woman.” -David Letterman. TSM.

The first all-nighter of college I pull will be for the Royal Wedding, not a test. TSM.

We do NOT haze and we do NOT joke about hazing. TSM.

TLC is my guilty pleasure. TSM.

Whenever I see someone listening to their ipod, I just think “geed with no friends.” TSM.

My Facebook messenger is totes being a GDI. TSM.

Started to panic about having to kneel on stage in 5 inch stilettos at my MBA hooding ceremony. Then I remembered Recruitment has trained me perfectly. TSM.

“These shoes pinch my feet… but I love them.” TSM.

Trying to maintain my composure when I see girls and boys in the same letters. There’s nothing honorable about being in a coed “honors” fraternity. TSM.

Choosing a room based off the size of the closet. TSM.

Having the little girls you nanny tell you that you have “Disney Princess hair.” TSM.

In elementary school, we played wedding at recess. TSM.

Walking across the quad fratstars look me up and down as I pass. GDI’s know to just look down. TSM.

Alphabetized iPhone apps. TSM.

I’m totes over the whole Lilly Print Vote thing for myself, but I love the idea of denying other sororities, so I’ll keep voting. TSM.

So stressed over finals week. Oh wait, I’m a hospitality major. TSM.

Getting the new Lilly print is like recruitment. If your sorority didn’t make the first cut your basically a GDI. TSM.

I can tell from your facebook pictures your pearls are fake and those aren’t real diamond studs. Don’t mess with me, honey. TSM.

Getting way too competitive over Round Two of sorority print voting. TSM.