Getting the parents drunk before going jewelry shopping. TSM.

“We’re just like you, only prettier”….and richer, and classier, and skinnier. TSM.

All these Yurman ads are really distracting me from reading sparknotes. TSM.

Overusing “haha” to avoid sounding bitchy. TSM.

My life is nautical themed. TSM.

Already planning a viewing party in the chapter house of William & Kate’s wedding. TSM.

A GDI asked why I was prom dress shopping during class. She obviously had never gone to prom and will never go to spring formal. TSM.

Handwriting so nice it should be a font. TSM.

I use too many exclamation points! TSM!

Having Diet Coke delivered by a pizza joint instead of going to the closest corner store even though the delivery fee is more than the soda. TSM.

I don’t sit around editing my pictures from the weekend for hours to make my skin look flawless. It already is. TSM.

Tipsy treadmill. TSM.

Being able to tell the difference in the sound of popping the top of a Diet Coke versus a light beer. TSM.

I don’t need a Bump It. My mom taught me how to tease my hair when I was 6. TSM.

Majoring in Interior Design with a minor in Culinary Arts. TSM.

HGTV. TSM.

“She’s fabulous, but she’s evil.” TSM.

If there aren’t pictures, it didn’t happen. TSM.

Walking to class in Norts, a formal shirt, and my Longchamp stuffed with my outfit from last night. TSM.

Buying your “birthday dress” months in advance. TSM.