Good morning, princess! How’d you sleep? Are that extra baggy t-shirt and man pants treating you well?
That’s right. You shacked last night. And now, you’ve got to make the treacherous journey home. You can do it the easy way, or the hard way, and seeing as the “hard way” involves squeezing into your LBD and putting blistered feet back into a pair of heels, you decide to make a run for it, heels in hand, sporting shacker clothing head-to-toe.
Now, you’re faced with the difficult decision of what to do with said clothing. This simple formula will make it clear whether it’s worth it to return what’s technically his, or if what’s technically his just technically became yours.
Does he have a special connection to the clothing?
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co
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