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Should You Return Your Hookup’s Clothes? A Foolproof Formula Has The Answer

He’s your boyfriend? And you were considering giving his clothes back?! Don’t you know that the rules of relationships dictate that everything he gives you is yours forever? And everything he doesn’t give you? That’s yours forever, too. What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is mine, biatch.

DO NOT RETURN!

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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