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Should You Return Your Hookup’s Clothes? A Foolproof Formula Has The Answer

Whether you hooked up one time or multiple times is irrelevant. The fact is, he doesn’t care enough about you to commit, or you don’t care enough about him to commit, which means neither of you should care about a stupid t-shirt more than you care about not having to see each other while you’re sober.

DO NOT RETURN!

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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