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These Are, By Far, The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 4

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Be careful who you swipe right.

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“A friend of mine.”

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Seems like a wholesome dude.

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I don’t know about you guys, but I have a lot of fun imagining these scenarios.

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Aggressive indeed.

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BRB, deleting my account.

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Ain’t no mountain high enough.

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This chick wins at life.

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Yeah, like I’m gonna waste Nutella like that.

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Ow.

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You’re also way less appealing.

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I know it’s not creepy. I just thought it was adorable.

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Yikes.

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Jesus, Chris. Give up already.

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These boys are getting so creative.

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Like, really done.

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Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

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I’m mostly offended by the spelling of his name.

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He’s a poet and doesn’t even know it also a huge pervert.

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What a scholar.

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Damn straight I’m from the US of A, baby.

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When in doubt, insert emoji.

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“Oh” is right, girlfriend.

Check out The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to LuckyJoTSM@gmail.com.

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Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.

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