Be careful who you swipe right.
Not bad. Cod do better.
Well that certainly took a very dark turn.
Story of my life.
Hold up. This is a game changer.
I say “Yikes.”
Both of those statements are accurate.
This kid really knows how to turn a lady on.
And you think this is the place to find one?
Probably would’ve worked if he had included the cake emoji.
Would you at least bring like an appetizer or something?
That sounds like a personal problem, Rob.
You suck, however, I admire your patriotism.
I swiftly delete this app and find refuge for my shattered shell of an ego at the bottom of a tall glass of wine.
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