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These Are, By Far, The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 5

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Be careful who you swipe right.

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Not bad. Cod do better.

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Well that certainly took a very dark turn.

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Story of my life.

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The fuck?

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Hold up. This is a game changer.

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I say “Yikes.”

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Both of those statements are accurate.

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I accept.

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This kid really knows how to turn a lady on.

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And you think this is the place to find one?

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Probably would’ve worked if he had included the cake emoji.

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Would you at least bring like an appetizer or something?

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That sounds like a personal problem, Rob.

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You suck, however, I admire your patriotism.

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I swiftly delete this app and find refuge for my shattered shell of an ego at the bottom of a tall glass of wine.

Check out The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, and Part 4

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to [email protected].

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to [email protected].

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