Never having to tell your boyfriend to change his clothes. TSM.

“Sorry. I kiss and tell.” TSM.

Knowing you’ll get sent to standards. Doing it anyway. TSM.

Finding out you’re “related” to your best friend on big/little reveal. TSM.

Having the looks to marry a rich and successful man, and the brains to be rich and successful yourself. TSM.

Knowing the exact date your favorite fraternity gets off probation. TSM.

Pretty please with a rhinestone on top? TSM.

Being everyone’s favorite bad influence. TSTC.

If you’re not a wine person, then you’re not my kind of person. TSM.

Being the worst influence in the best way possible. TSM.