Taking bedtime shots to celebrate a completed paper. TSM.

Getting so involved in your chapter you forget you go to school too. TSTC.

Margarita Monday. Tequila Tuesday. Wine Wednesday. Tonic Thursday. Fireball Friday. TSM.

There aren’t many things I can’t do, and the list only gets shorter once I’ve had a few shots. TSM.

I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just a soberphobic. TSM.

Little hunting is like crushing on a boy. You don’t want them to know you’re obsessed, but it’s all you talk about to your friends. TSM.

“Don’t put that in the minutes.” TSM.

“I’m too pretty for this.” TSM.

“I just can’t shake the feeling that the standards chair and the academic chair are plotting against me.” TSTC.

Viewing a hookup as a means of strengthening relations with other houses. TSM.