Judging a girl by her sorority squat. TSM.

Does a walk of shame count as cardio? TSM.

The weekend playlist helped me get over my break up in under 24 hrs. That and tequila. TSM.

When a guy asks you what’s going on at his own fraternity this weekend. TSM.

Making it to the 8am tailgate, but not your 8am class. TSM.

Taking “you’re such a stereotypical sorority girl” as a compliment. TSM.

“Do I have to wear a bra?” TSM.

Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. TSM.

Keep your friends close and your standards chair closer. TSM.

Hating that the freshmen girls are younger than you. TSM.