Feeling personally offended when someone says they don’t like your favorite fraternity. TSM.

Taking off last night’s makeup, only to put on tonight’s makeup. TSM.

Because I’m a senior, that’s why. TSTC.

Making up irrelevant alliterations so you can drink every day of the week. TSM.

Perfecting the art of hiding your drink while taking photos. TSM.

Filtering the drunk out of photos. TSM.

Is it still hazing if I want to do it? TSM.

Your credit card company flagging charges for school books because they are “unusual.” TSM.

Knowing the way to his heart is through his liver. TSM.

Having a your ex-boyfriend’s pledge pick you up from your new boyfriend’s fraternity house. TSM.