Reminding your big it’s your job to keep her young when she tries to stay in. TSM.

Being on all of your hookups’ Snapchat best friends list. TSM.

I’d cry if I didn’t just do my makeup. TSM.

Checking his fraternity’s local website, because you can’t remember his name. TSM.

Being drunker than the birthday girl. TSTC.

“She’s like a less hot, GDI version of me.” TSM.

Finding any excuse to add glitter. TSM.

The first serious decorating decision in a new apartment being where to hang the crest. TSM.

Wearing another fraternity’s letters while you’re with him, just so he has a reason to get you out of your clothes. TSM.