Skipping chapter for happy hour. TSTC.

“I’m DYING to know how your date is going. Are you in love? Text me deets from the bathroom. Or don’t. Sorry. Love you. But text me.” #TSM

When you say “Casual drinking,” I assume you mean “Don’t black out before we leave the house.” TSM.

You can absolutely turn a ho into a housewife. I’ve seen it countless times. TSM.

Shotgunning your Starbucks espresso by day, and whatever you can get your hands on by night. TSM.

Your favorite fraternity coming to you for theme suggestions. TSM.

The three-hour discussion about potential dates the minute a function is announced. TSM.

Not trusting your t-shirt chair until you follow her on Pinterest. TSM.

“I wonder what it’s like to not be us.” TSM.

Hooking up with a fraternity’s president as a pledge. TSM.