Giving a guy your number but never actually texting him back. TSTC.

Dramatically breaking up with someone you weren’t even dating. TSM.

Staying in his dorm the night before move out day as a strategic means to meet his parents. TSM.

Demanding “who do you know here!?” even when you’re not the host. TSM.

Having more spirit for your sorority than you ever did for your high school. TSTC.

Go home, Standards. I’m drunk. TSM.

Referring to your boyfriend’s big as your big-in-law. TSM.