If making margs in a nutribullet is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. TSM.

Calling your boss your “work big.” TSM.

Watching and smiling for a minute before you break up the fight two guys are having over you. TSM.

His night to remember being one you’ve already forgotten. TSM.

Is vodka a hobby? TSM.

Can “AF” be considered a unit of measurement in the U.S. now? TSM.

“Omg. Send that to me.” TSM.

“I hate him. I miss him. Let’s get drunk so I can call him.” TSM.