Sending photos to your group text for Instagram caption suggestions. TSM.

Putting off your breakup until you move back in to school, because you’ll need help with boxes. TSTC.

My decision to wash or not wash my hair is pretty much controlling my social schedule. TSM.

Doing your hair and makeup to match your fake. TSM.

“We do not speak of that night.” TSM.

Skipping class, so you’re not late for brunch. TSM

Snapchatting him while wearing his t-shirt to remind him what he can’t have (re: his shirt back). TSM.

Crawling into your roommate’s bed, because the boy in yours is too clingy. TSTC.

Sending your best friend life updates “Gossip Girl” style. TSM.

Hooking up with a pledge and viewing it as community service. TSM.