Making sure your school supplies match you room decor so they’ll look coordinated if you accidentally leave them out. TSM.

The likes-to-followers ratio being way more important than the follower-to-followed ratio. TSM.

He’s my ex-whatever-he-was. TSM.

Dropping a pin before you go into his house so your big knows where to pick you up in the morning. TSM.

Pregaming the first time you meet his parents. TSTC.

Saying “Thank you,” when he says “I love you.” TSM.

Your favorite beer being founded the same year as your sorority. TSM.

Writing down the pregame into your planner. TSM.

Matching your Starbucks order to your outfit. TSM.

Trashing his cooler after the breakup being even more therapeutic than making it was. TSM.