“You follow her? Let me stalk her Insta on your phone because she’s private.” TSM.

The Snapchat story lasted longer than the “relationship.” TSM.

Pregaming your breakup. TSM.

“Save it and send it to me.” TSM.

Starting off your juice cleanse with mimosas. TSM.

Getting the same shack shirt from more than one guy. TSTC.

Bringing more swimsuits on vacation than there are days of vacation. TSM.

If you have to ask whether you should text him, you probably shouldn’t, and you probably will. TSM.

My only regret is not taking a selfie. TSM.

Physically attracted to my planner. TSM.