My craft glue is stronger than most of my relationships. TSM.

I can do all things through Starbucks which strengthens me. TSM.

Treating frat pledges like they’re your own. TSM.

Pregaming for a fraternity formal with a different fraternity. TSTC.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you probably have healthy boundaries. TSM.

“If it’s half priced drinks, then it’s half the calories, right?” TSM.

Better safe than standards. TSM.

Showing up to an alcohol awareness event hungover AF. TSM.

Your 21st birthday Pinterest board being bigger than your wedding board. TSM.

I’m judging you for NOT doing it. TSM.