“I have more money on my Starbucks card than I do in my savings account.” TSM.

Been there, done that, got the shack shirt. TSM.

Buying three dresses for a formal you haven’t even been asked to yet. TSM.

PMS autocorrects in my phone to PNM. TSM.

Graduation party? More like a funeral for the best years of my life. TSM.

When your good morning text is always from Standards asking you to take down your Snapchat story. TSTC.

Morning routine: Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, back to bed. TSM.

Becoming best friends with the girl you hated after you break up. TSM.

Penciling your hangover into your planner. TSM.

The sex was terrible, but he bought me breakfast, so he might get a callback. TSTC.