Asking your group chat what time their standards meetings are, because you’re assuming they’ll have one. TSM.

When the majority of your conversations with your big include screenshots that could ruin someone’s life. TSM.

“I only do that when I’m drunk.”
“Yeah, but when are you not drunk?” TSTC.

Learning his name from the Uber he requested you in the morning. TSTC.

Using your little as an excuse to party like freshman. TSM.

Drinking until your feet don’t hurt anymore. TSM.

Taking off all your clothes for bed, but not quite washing off your makeup until you’re totally sure no one is going out. TSM.

Planning your pose and caption for Instagram before you even go out. TSM.

The hint of shame when the bouncer just redraws over last night’s X’s on your hand. TSM.

Feeling physically uncomfortable when a guy wearing flip flops and jeans sits next to you in a lecture. TSM.