Two inches of snow being too much to drive to class, but two feet not keeping you from happy hour. TSM.

Not understanding why exec wants to lose the “party girl” stereotype the chapter has. TSTC.

When your boyfriend doesn’t notice your haircut, but your Starbucks barista does. TSM.

We go together like crystal light and vodka. TSM.

Your selfie getting likes from the fraternities’ official page. TSM.

Wearing a sorority shirt the first day of class to let everyone know who you are. TSM.

When your wedding is basically just a giant social between his brothers and your sisters. TSM.

Getting an email from standards before the semester even starts. TSTC.

Double fisting so none of your hands are free to send embarrassing texts. TSM.

Planning the pre-game before planning the event. TSM.