Summer separation anxiety. TSM.

Being known for your klepto skills. TSM.

Obsessive Crafting Disorder. TSM.

Getting mad at your drunken alter ego for befriending a girl in your rival sorority. TSM.

Bringing your own toilet paper to a frat party, because you know you’ll need it. TSM.

“I get what I want.” TSM.

Every drunk picture is a kissing face because you love everyone when you’re drunk. And also, cheekbones. TSM.

Emotionally hungover. TSM.

I only break the rules because they’re stupid. TSM.