Height in a Tinder bio is like a GPA on a resume: if it’s not good, don’t put it. TSM.

Tindering while your hookup is in the bathroom. TSM

1: “What’s his major?”
2: “Trustfund, doesn’t matter.” TSM.

Using your boyfriend’s fraternity as a recruitment tool. TSM.

Having a list of future Insta captions in your notes. TSM.

Being a Kourtney in a world of Kims. TSM.

Waiting for mod podge to dry is the crafting equivalent to waiting for a boy to text you back. TSM.

Stealing t-shirts and WiFi passwords. TSM.

Making a shower cocktail, because there’s no time waste, only time to be wasted. TSM.