Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.

Your drunken alter ego becoming your only ego. TSM.

If you liked it then you should have put a monogram on it. TSM.

Using a UTI as an excuse to drink more vodka cranberries. TSM.

Shut up and take shots with me. TSM.

“Most likely to get away with it.” TSM.

Having perfect Snapchat handwriting. TSM.