All of your Venmo payments being for wine or drunk food. TSM.

Swiping right just to see if he did. TSM.

Using the sorority Instagram account to like your own photos. TSM.

Fraternity pledges waiting for you outside class with Starbucks. TSM.

Having a rotation of who has to go to class when attendance is by sign-in. TSTC.

“I called dibs when we were looking at the composite.” TSM.

Screw boys, literally and figuratively. TSM.

Little boobs. Big heart. TSM.