Using your book buy-back money for alcohol. TSM.

Pledge sister group texts existing long after you graduate. TSM.

Telling your parents that the clothes willed down to you were part of the apparel bill, so it looks like their money was more evenly distributed. TSM.

Sisterhood is more than matching tanks and neon hats. Those things just make it better. TSM.

Getting an A on the final paper you wrote during your three-hour class on the day it was due. TSM.

Easily turning the guy who never has a girlfriend into your boyfriend. TSM.

Every gift you receive revolving around alcohol. TSM.