Convincing Daddy that last year’s dress cannot be worn to this year’s Derby Party. TSM.

Having no recollection of “the best hookup of his life.” TSTC.

“He never officially asked me to be his wife, but he never asked me to not be his wife either, so things are going pretty well.” TSM.

Toasting shots “to sisterhood.” TSM.

Knowing your roommates’ food orders by heart. TSM.

Judging that one girl who tries way too hard to be sweetheart. TSM.

Out-drinking your formal date. TSM.

Forgetting you’re not actually related to your big. TSM.

Wearing pink, because the 10th anniversary of Mean Girls falls on Wednesday. TSM.

Drinking like a freshman to forget you’re a senior. TSM.