Having a magic power that allows you to turn every conversation into a conversation about your sorority. TSM.

Picking your daughter’s name based on what her monogram will look like. TSM.

Asking your boyfriend to formal with a bow tie to make sure he’ll match your dress. TSM.

Boycotting a fraternity because they don’t have enough elevated surfaces for your liking. TSM.

Taking stack pictures at a fraternity formal, because your whole family was invited. TSM.

“Do you remember ANYTHING from last night?” TSM.

Using your sorority membership card as an alternate form of identification. TSM.

Being asked to one formal by three different guys. TSM.

Planning your class schedule around your drinking schedule. TSM.

Having a go-to hookup in every fraternity you frequent. TSM.