Having a “Who wore it best?” competition in your head every time you see a girl wearing a shack shirt you have. TSM.

Freaking out when the TSM app is updated. TSM.

Having a draft day for formal dates. TSM.

Your sorority winning every fraternity pageant on campus. TSM.

Knowing that if he was a perfect pledge, he’ll be a perfect boyfriend. TSM.

Going to formal with a pledge. Going home with the president. TSTC.

That raging jealousy you feel when your big takes a picture with another girl in your pledge class. TSM.

Piss me off and I’ll put glitter in your AC vents. TSM.

Speaking at a fraternity chapter meeting and trying not to think about how many of them you’ve made out with. TSM.

I like my men well-raised and well-hazed. TSM.