It’s only slutty if you don’t get a t-shirt. TSM.

I don’t believe in pre-nups, just like I don’t believe in returning shack shirts. TSM.

The best place to make Panhellenic friends is in a fraternity bathroom. TSM.

“Ugh, your big gave you the BEST presents!” TSM.

Having a different spirit jersey for every day of the week. TSM.

Making a drinking game out of the desperate phone calls and texts he’s sending you. TSTC.

Not knowing which fraternity house you’re in until you see your big’s initials carved into the bed post. TSM.

Your favorite fraternity chanting your name instead of their sweetheart’s on the way to formal. TSM.