Wearing letters during the whole month of April because it’s college visiting month. TSM.

Rocking sex hair at his philanthropy event. TSM.

Turning fraternity brothers into eskimo brothers. TSTC.

Ending your senior year with a candle pass. TSM.

“You’re such like a little slice of America.” TSM.

Continuing to wear his shack shirt to remind his new girlfriend who’s boss. TSM.

Having a nickname for every hookup. TSM.

If it doesn’t have your monogram on it, is it really even yours? TSM.