Scholar by day, crafter by night. TSM.

“Let It Go” being the only song you are capable of singing when you’re belligerently drunk. TSM.

Stealing his clothes on the way out with no intentions of returning them. TSM.

Accidentally ending up with three formal dates. TSM.

Partying with his rival fraternity after your break up. TSM.

Does being a sober sister count for community service hours? TSM.

Being in a sorority is a lifestyle. TSM.