It’s not slutty if he’s in the military. It’s a civic duty. TSM.

My ashes would turn to glitter, not dust. TSM.

If you don’t have a craft drawer, are you really even in a sorority? TSM.

Using “She must be a legacy” as an insult. TSM.

Only sending friend requests post-Bid Day. TSM.

His girlfriend blocking your number on his phone because you’re “too pretty.” TSM.

Curling your hair to go to student health when you’ve been sick in bed all week. TSM.

Listening to “Let it Go” for any mood from happy to sad to standards. TSM.

Last year at big/little reveal, everyone secretly wished they got my big. This year, they all secretly wish they got my little. TSM.