Writing your monogram in the sand on spring break. TSM.

Playing “Say Yes To The Dress” before formal. TSM.

It’s not a shack shirt. It’s a souvenir t-shirt. TSM.

All of the “People You May Know” on Facebook being Greek. TSM.

“Can you, like, not?” TSM.

Your best friends knowing exactly who you’re talking about when you say “Ugh, I hate everyone.” TSM.

A glass of wine a day keeps the boring away. TSM.

Don’t plan a mixer they’ll never forget. Plan one they’ll never remember. TSM.

The most important factor in filling out your March Madness brackets being whether or not the school has a chapter of your sorority. TSM.