“We have more drunk photos than sober ones.” TSM.

Having to go to a fraternity’s standards meeting. TSM.

Panhellenic love means keeping an eye on your friend’s man when your sorority mixes with his fraternity during Greek week. TSM.

Making your pledges do everything. TFM. Making everything for your pledges. TSM.

Talking about your favorite fraternity as if you were a member. TSM.

Making sure your letters are visible when you see campus tours walk by. TSM.

What happens in the group message stays in the group message. TSM.

Retail therapy is the only therapy I’ve ever known. TSM.

Doing a better job recruiting members for your favorite fraternity as they are. TSM.